Your Handy Field Guide to Homo Ursus, Part Two

And you knew this was coming, didn't you?

In our first installment, we discussed the Zen-like behavior attributes of the modern metrosexual-free gay bear, explaining once and for all that it's more about the aspirations than it is the size of the ass.

Now we need to hit on the next part, which is, "What most stirs one's loins?"

For this, we will ask you to view the associated images and clips and make your choice based on the usual, "If I were stranded on a desert island...."

Would you fight for the right to karate .....or would you rather wrestle?

When you're looking for a ride, does your motor run for a Mack .........or a Freightliner?

And finally, do you prefer yours shaken........ or stirred?

Please report your score in the Comments (i.e. "karate", "freightliner", "shaken") and compare.

(Note to the FCC: This qualifies as educational programming! It's the History Channel for heaven's sake! OK, maybe not the last, but it's still....uh.....uh...)