Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Our Newest Public Service

Having made the formal announcement of my move to San Francisco just in time for a certain episode of South Park, the good-natured abuse commentary from various points has been rather overwhelming.

So, in the age-old tradition of making lemonade out of sticks and ditchwater, I present to you the Official SFCA Smug Alert Warning System. This highly-scientific analysis crunches the numbers to determine on a regular basis the level of smug in the Bay Area's atmosphere, all the way from humble to hyper-narcisstic, and is communicated to you in a handy color-coded analysis on our sidebar -- with pictures of everyone's favorite smug-generating phenomena!

So sit back and relax, secure in the knowledge that, when the next smug front begins to gather....you'll be ready!

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