For the love of humanity, put down whatever beverage you are drinking.
Then, and only then, read this.
Salient point (emphasis mine):
Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.
Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.
Assuming, of course, that no one noticed that the applicant was now endowed both down below AND up above.
Now, the question.
Who was dumber.....the woman using the fake penis to pass a drug test, or the store clerk who stuck it in the microwave for her?