Wednesday, November 30, 2005

"Brokeback Mountain"...Behind My Back

As Blog Ally The Malcontent reports over yonder, there is a considerable amount of buzz going on about the new movie Brokeback Mountain, in which two rangehands played by Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal get to know each other in the Biblical sense despite having hundreds of available sheep around (which will no doubt enrage the Rick Santorum set).

Because North Dallas Thirty knows people (no, not THAT way) -- or more precisely, has a roommate who's much better connected than he is -- he was able to get a short review of a pre-screening of the film personally. Visually stunning, emotionally wrenching -- yeah, yeah, we KNEW that.

However, the surprise....according to my source, it seems that the faithful NDT Mascot is moonlighting as Ledger and Gyllenhaal's furry herding costar in the film. In the words of my insider, "It looks just like him!"

You know, this WOULD explain the Ferrari in the driveway.......

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