Damn, we're a powerful bunch.
Oh, and by the way. If we had the power to create Tsunamis, they wouldn't be hitting resorts in Asia, they'd be hitting Virginia.
While I will admit that we as a people have an unusual predilection for tight leather clothes and overdoing the highlights in our stunning 'dos, I think the wingnuts are going just a bit far by insinuating we're running around summoning up gigantic waves and other natural disasters. What do they think we are, some kind of mutants?
And with that, let me introduce the new head of the Human Rights Campaign.....